About Me
Resume:
Position applied for? Self.
When can you start? Yesterday.
Special Qualities: outspoken, unconventional, eccentric, confident, a walking controversy, creative, flighty, clever when it counts, independent, a social butterfly, random, fun, lover of peace, advocate for the bullied, giving, and adventurous.
Unique interests: dry comedy, laughing, sarcasm, wit, and making waves.
Inspirations: unity, teamwork, and unconditional love
Personal statement: Forgiveness is the key to personal happiness.
I, herebye, do declare that the facts stated in this resume are true to the best of my knowledge, and are subject to change as I grow as a woman.